#include <std_disclaimer.h>

Living Room
You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room. The trophy case contains:
  • A picture of a celebrity
  • A brand new list of disgusting words
  • A singing policeman action figure
  • An advertisement from our sponsor
  • An extremely heavy guestbook
  • A movie ticket
  • A sparkling teleporter
  • A hay fever hat
  • A coffee-stained blue 3.5 inch floppy disc
  • GIFTILE utility for MX-700
  • The JAVASensei training applet

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